"i'm sorry but we don't do 20th century here"

dirtydirtydancing

i guess it's no more too hype to eat spiders this week, but rather slather your naked body with chocolate and wander around offering treats to people, OK FINE SOUNDS FUN I'LL HAVE A LICK.

having read the vice issue on girls on my way back from a lovely week-end in paris, covering a yet dormant killer flu (i'm probably dead by tomorrow just so you know i'm posting before so i dont leave you without good music to mourn my loss to), i've been a bit upset by some articles (excisision almost got me throwing up my sandwich, girl getting off to beating up, girl selling her poop ewww) and endeared by some others (not as interesting to list, really). girls are really amazing, and everyone should be reminded of that at least once a day. i mean : boobs! indulging in really old shameful dirty secrets! spending the night swooning over hundreds of blur's youtube comparing the awesome features of alex damon graham! i tell you : only a girl.

i used to not like girl singin so much, i used to hate remixes, how the world has changed. these three songs are remixes, these three songs feature girly vocals, these three songs are hott hott hott.

1) this one is not *too* new but so good, a rex the dog remix for the swedish hot "more poppy than them you die" band the sounds. it was recommended by the lovely patrik north from the lovely music label SUMMER LOVERS UNLIMITED on his lovely blog el popo. since i am ill as fuck, i am allowed to be lazy, and copy/paste what patrik says about this track (also because it is very true and i couldn't agree more and rephrase this would be plagiarism and i'd rather quote than plagiarize) :

IF YOU ARE A DJ AND YOU DO NOT PUT THIS INTO YOUR SET IN THE NEXT MONTH OR SO THEN WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.

IF YOU ARE A GIRL WHO LIKES TO HAVE FUN YOU WILL SING ALONG TO THIS INTO A HAIRBRUSH WHEN YOU ARE GETTING READY TO GO OUT AND YOU WILL BE FIGHTING FOR SPACE IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR AND YOUR BEST FRIEND WILL HAVE CURLERS IN HER HAIR AND SHE MIGHT SHOVE YOU A LITTLE TOO HARD BUT THAT IS OK BECAUSE AFTER ALL SHE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND AND PLUS YOU ARE TOUGH.

IF YOU ARE AN UPTIGHT STRAIGHT DUDE WHO LISTENS TO RAP/INDIE/GENRE-TECHNO THEN YOU WILL NOT LIKE THIS AND NEED TO GO AWAY, BUT IF YOU ARE FUN OR GAY THEN IT'LL BE OK AND YOU WILL SMOKE SOME WEED AND DANCE TO THIS IN SOCKS AND BOXERS.

The Sounds - Tony The Beat (Rex The Dog Remix)

second, is an amazing soft sad fluttering remix done by the teenagers (signed to SLU! wooh!) for the pretty dudettes of au revoir simone. you probably have heard it on their myspace, and loved it, as you should, and here it is in good quality to take out on your ipod, because as you might have noticed, we're nice like that. let me remind you that teenagers are remixing like fire right now, for the likes of NYPC, thieves like us, van she etc, yeepee.

Au Revoir Simone - Fallen Snow (The Teenagers Remix)

third final point conclusion : woooh yet again a new van she tech exclusive remix! we missed this on the blog, it was a bit sad. but fear not for that a new phase of vst awesomeness is beginning here with soon : a remix of tiga (wonderfully strange and upbeat and uuuuugh gonna want more) another one that makes your eyes go wide, as wide as that msn smiley, you know the one, and makes your body shake like a killer flu does or maybe even more, a remix of mstrkrft (haven't heard this one aw booh) and more.
THIS ONE though screams cuteness by its every pore (if a song was a girl). it's a remix of a song by the aussie band teenager (no the no s), who just released their debut album "thirteen" you should buy it. go on their myspace to download the original, another little gem.

Teenager - Alone Again (Van She Tech Remix)

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